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Genshin Impact Condoms Are Real And Fans Want Them

 

 

Zhongli wants you to practice safe sex, and you should listen to him

 

Ever since Genshin Impact’s developers legally sanctioned the commercial production of fan merchandise, I’ve been seeing all sorts of unusual Genshin products pop up on the internet. I thought I’d seen it all after the Zhongli titty mousepad. I had not. I nearly burst a gut laughing when a friend linked me to these Zhongli condoms, unofficially designed and produced by the fan artist Jiji. What a concept.

 

 

 

 

According to the interior packaging, the latex condom is made without harmful chemicals, doesn’t contain spermicide, and is fragrance-free. It includes a visual diagram on how to use a condom. The package also reminds users to check the expiration date, and that they shouldn’t be using scissors or teeth. These condoms aren’t up for sale yet, but they will be.

 

 

Zhongli is a half-dragon, half-qilin god who’s known as a powerful shield supporter in the Genshin meta. Normally, he protects the entire party with a jade shield that absorbs massive amounts of damage. He’s so busted that I don’t even bother to dodge attacks anymore. He’s the perfect character to feature on something that protects people from sexually transmitted diseases.

 

 

Read the full article on Kotaku

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